The Archive of Silly Atheist Slogans

"You're almost as atheist as me." First, if your get your philosophy from a comedian, don't be surprised if its a joke. Second, by this reasoning, Ricky Gervais is very nearly as theistic as me. I just believe in one more god than he does. Third: "Hey married person, you're almost as unmarried as I am as a single person, because lets face it, you're not married to 99.99999% of women out there."